OCPaddler.com | Poopoopaddler surrenders! Avtar change due to controversy!

uncle

good one

#1 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 8:52am

mulus

I liked the last one poops

#2 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:05am

e02060

Holy crap...that's brilliant. I can't imagine the wasted hours put into making that. But my respect for you just went through the roof.

#3 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:29am

poopoopaddler

yeah I still can't believe I wasted 45 minutes of my life making that graphic. But when I finished it I felt immense pride and pleasure. Well worth the wasted work time.

#4 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:42am

Openocean

LMAO!
now how about some animation?

#5 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:17am

jc9_0

exactly what kind of services will be offered by ButtAid?

#6 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:32am

poopoopaddler

Buttaid will alleviate any type of trauma, contusion, upset, laceration, swelling, rupture, gash, bruise and tear in the anal region.
I'm over stock sale right now, buy 2 for the price of 3! Git sum!
Poops

#7 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:43am

goto

Poops is the, hands down, best butt-service guy in Hawaii.

#8 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:52am

PaddleLikeAGirl

How about discomfort caused by mercenary curmudgeons? Does it relieve that?

#9 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:58am

nb1376

Are you the only certified technician service of this type in the area? And if people have any issues will you be able to happily refer them to other equally reputable but perhaps less qualified uhh...aiders?

#10 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:02am

poopoopaddler

Yes I am the best butt-handler in Hawaii and the only certified tech by the Butt-Handlers United Technician Conglomerate Organization Company, or BHUTCOC, found in the western united states. If you have problems with my stuck up attitude then I'd be happy to refer you to less experienced/qualified butt-handlers which is everyone besides myself.
PDLG: I have no idea what "mercenary curmudgeons" are, but yes, buttaid will most definitely relieve you its symptoms. But only if I am the one applying it. If its someone else they are not as good as me so it won't work as well. So only me. ME.
Poops

#11 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:23am

e02060

Will you be offering new innovations that will "drop some jaws?" And if so, will they be ridiculously expensive?

#12 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:36am

Jibofo

I fear this may be too much for aquafiend. He may have gone the way of Mahatmark.

#13 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:43am

PaddleLikeAGirl

PPP,
mercenary: (adjective) serving merely for pay or sordid advantage
curmudgeon: (noun) a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man
I find that mercenary curmudgeons cause me great pain in your area of specialty and have long been searching for a cure.

#14 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:03pm

poopoopaddler

Of course I'll be offering "pants dropping" innovations. I am working on a butt hair cutter called the mashitee. I'm getting good interest, I may make full production of it and it would cost $10000 installed.
For those of you that don't remember its very similar to http://www.ocpaddler.com/node/2943 but for the butt.
I'm also working on this super secret "movement" speed enhancer. It makes you poo in 3.4 seconds, eliminating time spent on the can. If completed in time it will be released at the upcoming Blackbutt challenge.
Msg me if you want to buy any of these products.
poops

#15 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:16pm

poopoopaddler

oooo PDLG, I dunno if buttaid will cure that. Its like the buttaids archnemesis.
Mercenary curmudgeons, I like that. Thats hilarious!

#16 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:19pm

Jibofo

What, you will give all the paddlers at the upcoming Blackbutt Challenge your new movement speed enhancer and they will release during the race. Does the EPA know about this. This could have a larger environmental impact than the Super Ferry.

#17 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:23pm

capnron

obviously, satisfaction guaranteed or double your poop back......

#18 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 1:06pm

247365

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#19 Fri, 03/02/2012 - 9:23am

aquafiend65

Bwaahahahahaa......thats freakin hilarious:-D
May I humbly offer a slogan?
"Get your crack filled by Buttaid"

#20 Tue, 05/13/2008 - 1:53pm