How to become a better paddler - important knowledge

eckhart

Today I received this email and it would not seem ethical not to share it with you:
We all know a few things bout Marriage..But these r a few requirements
b4 u tk dat decision.....Both Male n Female....Dis is wat d average
person will need......
MALE

Babe dat will marry him
Bride Price--(If she's igbo---yu mite need 2 collect a marriage
loan from ur bank) ----N Millions
(2.5). Yam, Salt, Seamans Schnapps, Kola, Oil, Rice, Wrapper 4 d
wife's family, box of clothes --N 200k
House + furnishin (rent---paid 2yrs in advance @ least 3 berdoom
flat 4 wen family members cum visitin) ---- @ Least N700k
Car (We can't av d family emulatin Moses)---- Nu Car ( Car
Loan)---@ least N1.5 M
Good job (No job ...No show... Must b able 2 earn more than she can
spend..even though we all know dat's impossible)
Good Account Balance (He must b able to handle d bills anytime n He
must b able to handle d unexpected..E.g Baby) N 500K
(6.5). In Baby condition---Must b able 2 handle pampers, SMA, Nanny
fees (cuz she ain't gonna stay @ home)

Cost Implication = @ least N 3Million if u r lucky [Very Happy]
FEMALE

Man She can Hook
Guy hu earns more than she can spend ( so she thinks )
Big Bag she can use to carry load 2 her husband's house--- N1500 x
2 (N3000)
Friends who will fill d Bridal Train ---- (Free)
Gown ------ (Guy will Pay)
Nice friends hu will come to d bridal shower ---(Give her most
things she will need in her husbands house n tips on how 2 "handle
him".) (Free consulting)
Friends who will send more gifts 4 d wedding e.g Plates, mugs, pots
n pans,not 4getting d toaster, egg slicer, cuttlery, picture frames n
albums, deep friers---------------(Free)
Nice lingerie ---rili important if she wants 2 have her way in d
house --- N30k
Good Mother-in Law (Free)

Cost Implication ---N33, 000 @ Most [Very Happy]
Don't tink all d requirements r here but these r most of them i guess
N = naira = Nigerian currency

Submitted by eckhart on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:50am

Jibofo

Nigerian Naira is currently at 0.00852 (or less than one cent). Works out to about $25,500. If you can find a good woman (has to paddle) and it only ends up costing that, I'd call it a smoking deal.

#1 Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:17am

eckhart

Jibofo - mind MALE 6.5 - in baby condition; if she is paddling then you will be stuck on the beach - for $ 25,500 - is that a smoking deal ? ;) - you can have that much cheaper, start questioning your coach.
Hiro, I don't think that it is gender specific.
Paddling is not listed as a pre-marital requisit in Nigeria, neither for him, nor for her.

#2 Sun, 09/28/2008 - 1:50pm

Jibofo

Tow the baby in an inner tube, sort of like dragging da bucket.

#3 Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:03am

jpi92109

Im not recommending it to anyone but being single is probably the best thing going for my paddling right now!

#4 Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:43pm

Hiro C.

If you don't like women, I suggest you to mate with a gay paddler ;-)

#5 Sun, 09/28/2008 - 12:04pm

fuzerider

My whole family paddles , Mrs Fuzerider is racing in Hawaii today while I`m home with the teenagers.....

#6 Sun, 09/28/2008 - 12:09pm