Anyone got any good jokes to share. Maybe even a padling joke?
Submitted by kelly on Wed, 10/18/2006 - 6:39pm
Anyone got any good jokes to share. Maybe even a padling joke?
Submitted by kelly on Wed, 10/18/2006 - 6:39pm
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Kelly was on the other side holding birdfeed.
#1 Wed, 10/18/2006 - 6:57pm
thanks i've been wondering about that for a while now...well that would be logical in kauai considering there are chickens everywhere...
#2 Wed, 10/18/2006 - 7:09pm
What is the different between Canoe Paddlers and Rowers?
The Canoeist see a Pub and says oh yeah lets stop for a beer
The Rower see the Pub and thinks shit maybe next time.
#3 Wed, 10/18/2006 - 8:13pm
what can u say about your boat but not your girlfriend
she's taking on water...
#4 Thu, 10/19/2006 - 2:18pm
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit on an OC-1 and drink beer all day.
How do paddlers refer to snorkelling tourists?
Speed bumps.
A busload of paddlers was headed for a downwind run when it ran off the pali. Every person on board was either killed or taken to the hospital unconscious. After the ambulances were gone, a patrolman and a detective were trying to figure out what happened, when they noticed a rather confused looking chimpanzee scurrying about. The conversation went like this:
"Hey, Fred, why don't you ask him what happened."
"Yeah, right! Hey, were you on this bus?"
To their amazement, the chimp shook his head yes.
"Do you know what happened?"
Again the chimp shakes his head yes.
"Was the bus forced off the road?"
This time the answer is no.
"Did the driver fall asleep?"
Another no.
"Was the driver distracted by something?"
A yes.
"By something on the road?"
A no.
"By something inside the bus?"
A yes.
"Can you tell me what was happening?"
The chimp mimes the action of raising a glass to his mouth.
"They were drinking? Anything else?
A yes.
"Well, what then?"
The chimp grabs the patrolman and starts waltzing around.
"They were dancing? What else?"
The chimp pinches his thumb and index finger together and holds them to his lips while breathing in strongly.
"They were smoking pakalolo? What else?"
The chimp makes some pelvic thrusting motions.
"Oh boy! And what were you doing while all this was going on?"
The chimp turns an imaginary steering wheel.
#5 Fri, 10/20/2006 - 11:37am
Bruce #1: I find your American beer like making love in a canoe.
Bruce #3: Why's that, Bruce?
Bruce #1: 'Cause it's f***ing close to water!
#6 Fri, 10/20/2006 - 1:25pm
aloek, don't quit your day job, buddy! ;) heehee.
#7 Tue, 10/24/2006 - 3:54pm
how can you tell you're eating at a gay BBQ?
all the hot dogs taste like sh!t
no offense meant to anyone of that persuasion here
#8 Tue, 10/24/2006 - 10:14pm
JC9_0,
That is very inappropriate... no, not your joke - the hot dog in your okole. For the last time, take it out!
#9 Wed, 10/25/2006 - 6:36am
For some reason I'm strangely hungry....
What is a japanese prostitute's favorite holiday?
said with a japanese accent "election day" So it sounds like erection day.
OK not nearly as funny if written out. I guess this one needs to be told.
#10 Wed, 10/25/2006 - 7:48am
anyone here ever hear the red ping pong ball joke? maybe we'll have to bust that one out some time.
#11 Tue, 10/31/2006 - 12:12pm
What, you don't think I have anything better to do with the next three hours than typing? Geez... OK, maybe later.
#12 Tue, 10/31/2006 - 12:32pm