the meaningless thread for those with no life

i have created this thread so people like myself with no life, bad pedigree, or are in need of attention can post. if you are too important, then you shouldn't even be reading this. SHAME ON YOU for even looking! feel free to say what ever you like here.

wait, scratch that, no one man sizing or boat vs. boat comparisons allowed. HA!

**even better if no one posts a reply at all because then I will have single handedly proved that I am the only loser here with no life.

Submitted by jc9_0 on Thu, 02/01/2007 - 10:49pm



jc9_0

You dont know how good youve got it. How would you like to live where I do on the rocky, forbidding and frozen coast of Maine and only be able to dream about what its like to paddle on water that is above 45 degrees farenheiht. A land where you pray to God your car heater is going to work after you get done with your workout.
A place where ice accumulates on your ama and iakos as you dodge chunks of floating ice that can hole your boat.
A place where you
re looked upon as an oddball for wearing board shorts and flip flops.
No, jc9_0 , you`re not a loser , you just need to find contentment with all the good stuff you have.


#1 Fri, 02/02/2007 - 2:38am


jc90, I join you in your quest for loser-dom. This is a refreshing post, away from all the dead serious people who flip out about a little joke.

Here's a joke: Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman! Ha!

Poops


#2 Fri, 02/02/2007 - 7:32am


knew i could count on you poops...we are now losers together.

great joke by the way.

fuzerider, yes i am lucky that i live in hawaii. maybe it's just my shorts, or lack there of, but i get the strange stares to!


#3 Fri, 02/02/2007 - 8:27am


We need to start a "no life havin' loser's" team. I've noticed that people with no life often make great paddlers.


#4 Fri, 02/02/2007 - 3:17pm


Jim,
That`s a very astute observation.

I heard that Eastern Outrigger is interested in sponsoring paddlers like the ones you mention.


#5 Fri, 02/02/2007 - 3:31pm


FUZEMAN!

Thanks again for taking pitty on a no-life, pitiful, east coast, loser like me.
One day I aspire to have an "anti-life". An actual black hole that other peoples lives get sucked into, never to be seen again.
No ice yet, but sunny and mid to high 30s tomorrow...good conditions for a long paddle.
I feel the blackness closing in.


#6 Fri, 02/02/2007 - 5:04pm


the antilife has been found. for me it's ocpaddler. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


#7 Sun, 02/04/2007 - 5:08pm


yes this website was by far the greatest way for me to avoid studying for finals last week...haha


#8 Sun, 02/04/2007 - 5:35pm


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