SPECIAL THREAD for Nut Cases and Psychos
CAUTION: Don’t read if you are easily offended, can’t handle satire (comedy), can’t laugh at your own faults, don’t like authentic feedback, are under 18, and/or have anger issues.
I was thinking just like schools, hospitals, and life, we have that special place for all of the crazy people. So a forum like OC Paddler should have a thread/place for all of those people as well (I will include myself in the crazy category) It will solve a lot of problems. Normal, sane people can post on other threads-Angry, crazy people can post here. I imagine this thread will be real long, since if you are writing, typing and reading on the computer rather than paddling in the Summer, you are probably crazy. However with all of the great medication and drugs out there, there are less crazy people these days-Right!
I will start it off-
Since I have seen so many crazy posters/forum writers on OC Paddler in the past as examples, I know how to start. I will put my self down and then blast away-
Kona J-I am a sucky paddler. I suck. You are probably better than me. I have paddled Molokai, but you have probably beaten me and laughed in my face. I am not funny and also am much uglier than you. I love you. I worship your paddling. Love, Kona J. That should do it. Now I can blast away like crazy person and all will be forgiven
CRAZY BLAST 1-
What is up with dolphins? They just get in the way of paddling. They try to steal my wave and line when I am paddling. They suck. We should not have dolphins or whales in the way during OC races. I suggest a harmful sound/beacon be used before the start of races to clear them out of the way. Or a better idea would be to have gill-net fisherman-they rock-come in and scoop up all wild-life prior to any races. Also, why do we have Hawaiian Monk seals anyway?
CRAZY BLAST 2-
I sell and rep OC-1 canoes. All the canoe designs/styles I rep are perfect. All current designs are perfect for any paddler and all upcoming designs are perfect for any paddler. There are never any flaws or problems. I will post pictures everywhere until you are sick of them.
Aloha! Nut Cases and Psychos-Come out of the closest and into the light. There is a place for you. Post here and blast away.
Submitted by Kona J on Tue, 07/03/2007 - 7:15am
Kona,
I too am a little crazy (but not angry) and have been getting some help from a doctor. Maybe I should send you his details?
#1 Tue, 07/03/2007 - 5:50pm