I said I would never some back. But since all the angry guys that were on here stopped posting it seemed ok to show my face again. Hope things don’t turn into another pissing contest.
This damn site is like crack. Just can’t stay away. Speaking of crack, who’s got the best crack story.
I’ll start. I once found a crack pipe in the street outside my house…and it was USED.
That’s it.
Submitted by jc9_0 on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 6:18pm.


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I smoked a crack pipe once, and it made me all hypered.
Tue, 08/28/2007 - 6:30pm
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welcome back
www.nekine.com
Tue, 08/28/2007 - 9:02pm
436 Posts
I once ate a whole lot of Korean food, which was delicious - but the next day, after I went to the bathroom, my crack was BURNING!
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Go Kailua!
Wed, 08/29/2007 - 5:12am
566 Posts
What, no German translation?
Wed, 08/29/2007 - 6:30am
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goto, i’m sensing your preoccupation with pooping here.
Wed, 08/29/2007 - 7:04am
436 Posts
Wow, all I have to do is post twice about two separate, totally isolated incidents, and now I have a preoccupation with pooping. I wish you guys knew how much pooping I do WITHOUT posting comments about it.
What about poopoopaddler? He named himself after poop. I don’t see anyone making assumptions about him.
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Go Kailua!
Wed, 08/29/2007 - 8:11am
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excellent point. and poopoo paddler is a genious name, by the way. very clever play on “pupu platter.” brilliant! good on ya, poops!
Wed, 08/29/2007 - 8:58am
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Hey, have you checked out my “Awesomest video EVER” yet? I think you’ll all enjoy it…
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Go Kailua!
Wed, 08/29/2007 - 9:03am
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The name poopoopaddler was not coined after pupu platter. It was coined after my paddling abilities. I paddle like poopoo. More often than not, I smell like poopoo.
I don’t have a good crack story but watch out for crackheads. One recently broke into my car. Friggin crackheads.
Poops
Wed, 08/29/2007 - 9:11am
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i thought you earned it after suffering from the runs during a LD race.
Wed, 08/29/2007 - 11:21am