I know, I know

I said I would never some back. But since all the angry guys that were on here stopped posting it seemed ok to show my face again. Hope things don't turn into another pissing contest.

This damn site is like crack. Just can't stay away. Speaking of crack, who's got the best crack story.

I'll start. I once found a crack pipe in the street outside my house...and it was USED.

That's it.

Submitted by jc9_0 on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 6:18pm



I smoked a crack pipe once, and it made me all hypered.


#1 Tue, 08/28/2007 - 6:30pm


welcome back


#2 Tue, 08/28/2007 - 9:02pm


I once ate a whole lot of Korean food, which was delicious - but the next day, after I went to the bathroom, my crack was BURNING!


#3 Wed, 08/29/2007 - 5:12am


What, no German translation?


#4 Wed, 08/29/2007 - 6:30am


goto, i'm sensing your preoccupation with pooping here.


#5 Wed, 08/29/2007 - 7:04am


Wow, all I have to do is post twice about two separate, totally isolated incidents, and now I have a preoccupation with pooping. I wish you guys knew how much pooping I do WITHOUT posting comments about it.

What about poopoopaddler? He named himself after poop. I don't see anyone making assumptions about him.


#6 Wed, 08/29/2007 - 8:11am


excellent point. and poopoo paddler is a genious name, by the way. very clever play on "pupu platter." brilliant! good on ya, poops!


#7 Wed, 08/29/2007 - 8:58am


Hey, have you checked out my "Awesomest video EVER" yet? I think you'll all enjoy it...


#8 Wed, 08/29/2007 - 9:03am


The name poopoopaddler was not coined after pupu platter. It was coined after my paddling abilities. I paddle like poopoo. More often than not, I smell like poopoo.

I don't have a good crack story but watch out for crackheads. One recently broke into my car. Friggin crackheads.

Poops


#9 Wed, 08/29/2007 - 9:11am


i thought you earned it after suffering from the runs during a LD race.


#10 Wed, 08/29/2007 - 11:21am


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