Paddling drunk or posting drunk? And I don't posting up air-balls from the three-point line folks...
I once responded to a whole bunch of ads from the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist-Seattle after having 6 or 7 or 11 dozen beers. All I wanted was some hot NSA action from an anonymous stranger - but what I ended up with was an inbox so full of SPAM (and I'm not talking the kind you make musubi with) that I had to abandon that email account forever.
So, I guess the moral of the story is that alcohol in high enough concentrations WILL make you pass out and pee your pants in front of the chick that you've been trying to get with for MONTHS, and ruin your chances with her for the entire foreseeable future.
Learn from my mistakes people - all of them.
What does this have to do with paddling? Well, I'm going to paddle later on today, so there.
Submitted by goto on Mon, 09/03/2007 - 11:54am
Kanu The Rock
Whats worse?
...Paddling and posting, simultaneously, while drunk.
#1 Mon, 09/03/2007 - 1:00pm
Ummmm, what? (glug, glug....)
What's that on my slippers?!?
#2 Mon, 09/03/2007 - 2:11pm
Al,
here's a little reminder to put on your computer...
http://shopping.discovery.com/product-60257.html?jzid=40588005-30-0
#3 Mon, 09/03/2007 - 4:34pm
I once kayaked drunk. It was pretty hard to balance and everything was delayed. About the time I realized I was flipping I was already hitting the reef. Jc9 instigated the whole situation. He said he'd go if I go. What a sucker I was.
Goto, if you didn't see it or you missed it, I love you too.
So how did those responses from the casual encounters turn out?
Poops on u
#4 Mon, 09/03/2007 - 11:01pm
when the hell was that? i must have been drunk too. Laie?
on a side note. you should never ride on a pontoon boat drunk as well. Not only are they very wide, stable, and large, but they also provide an excellent platform for walking off of when you are drinking.
Remeber: grey goose+pepsi max+ocean=DANGER
#5 Mon, 09/03/2007 - 11:28pm
HTe equation can be solved in another fashion
grey goose+pepsi max+ocean= 3 hour nap in parking lot+3 day hang over
Or: beer+pepsi max+grey goose+ocean= death
#6 Tue, 09/04/2007 - 8:27am