500 Meters

Who would be the best 500 meter if everyone was there male and female?

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Submitted by mulus on Wed, 12/12/2007 - 2:17pm



Dude, you're killing me.


#1 Wed, 12/12/2007 - 3:51pm


Here's the results from the world sprints in 2006 for you to read at your leisure.

http://worldsprints.wakaama.co.nz/

Enjoy,


#2 Wed, 12/12/2007 - 5:44pm


And more importantly...What's the best boat for 500 meters?


#3 Wed, 12/12/2007 - 7:53pm


It's not the boat, it's the engine....


#4 Wed, 12/12/2007 - 8:29pm


It depends on how long the 500 m are.


#5 Wed, 12/12/2007 - 8:37pm


You're right eckhart, what if the 500m is 1000 meters long?


#6 Wed, 12/12/2007 - 8:48pm


I first read that as "... if everyone there was male and female ..."

And then thought to myself, "What the hell, there is a specific classification for hermaphrodite, trans-gendered, transvestite paddlers?"

By the way, the name of the pic is so long, it crashed my computer. Damn you Speedy Gonzalez.

My name is Speedy Gonzales


#7 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 7:41am


always wondered how speedy gonzalez was really spelled.


#8 Wed, 12/12/2007 - 11:07pm


Oops, Speedy Gonzales.


#9 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 7:41am


up here we dont have the fastes going to the sprints for whatever reson thats why I ask who would be the fastes?
how did you get the pic on the page KD?

Piece


#10 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 1:50am


They always use a cockpit style canoe for the sprints. maybe for controlling the canoe with your feet i like the speed of the hurricane. I am not sure how it would do without a rudder.


#11 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 3:24am


Mulus,

You upload the picture, like you did, but don't list it.

Instead insert the following Markdown syntax text right in you post, obviously substituting your pic name....

![](http://www.ocpaddler.com/files/mypic.jpg)

the ![](...) causes the image link to load right into the post.


#12 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 7:33am


goto, because of the opposing Coriolis affect on the northern and southern hemispheres 500m can be longer in some place and shorter in others. Didn't you know that? This has to be one of the lamest threads ever.

You guys ever realize how politically incorrect speedy gonzales is? He was one cool wetbak though...


#13 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 8:49am


just kickin time till seson starts.500 longer? Becouse of the rotation of the planet? metric system? I bet its you poop . I was just wondering who the big guns were when it came to regatas on the isl.at our regata last year we had a guy do 1:45 on a Kayak.I think somone got 2:15 in a OC1 Im not sure.we had a real good tail wind so much so the boues we floating a little.

chillaxin


#14 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 11:46am


Mulus, you are without a doubt, the best person to ever grace this forum with your presence. Please, do not ever leave. I never have any idea what you are trying to say, but it makes me laugh... so keep it up!


#15 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 12:00pm


I love you guys.....I really do... well im defenetly fond of you guys. till our seson starts. how hot is it down there. if it was that hot up there .maby i should moov down there.

cillin


#16 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 1:22pm


Mulus, at last PooPoo has some competition on the forum, keep him on his toes Mate.

Cheers Rambo


#17 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 7:30pm


Mulus, how fond of us are you? are you fond of us or fffoooond of us?

There's a difference. Either way I'm cool.

Poops


#18 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 8:11pm


check it out. poopoopaddler, someone beat you to it...
http://www.break.com/index/the-poop-tube.html


#19 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 9:11pm


oops sorry I don’t roll that way,,, I mean its cool and all but my heart is spoken for .........I love Canoe.

I wrote this for my wife

roses are red violates are blue.... I love canoe....
and i love you too.

rellaxefied


#20 Thu, 12/13/2007 - 10:01pm


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