Have we learned nothing from the tragic events of 1998, when, under the watch of President Morgan Freeman this nation was plunged into chaos, and hundreds of millions died at the hands of the deadly Wolf-Beiderman space rock. We can't deny the facts, people. All we get by electing an African-American is Texas-size space particles crashing into the earth's surface causing major tsunamis killing 6.6 billion people.
It obviously wasn't President Freeman's fault. However, if history is any indicator, a vote for Barack Obama in 2008 is essentially a vote for the complete and total obliteration of the human race.
Remember the slogan of former President Chris Rock's administration : "The only thing white is the house". President Rock's laissez-faire attitude certainly broke down the stuffiness associated with decorum of the White House, but it not only made a mockery of the office at home, but made the United States look like a joke abroad.
You tell me.
Submitted by painteur on Fri, 02/15/2008 - 4:39pm
hahaha
#1 Sat, 02/16/2008 - 7:49pm
Dave Chapelle gets my vote!
#2 Fri, 02/15/2008 - 5:51pm
Alright ALOEK you caught me in another shameless act. I plagiarized satire. See the full article and tell me about racism.
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/do_we_really_want_another_black
oh and while we're at it what about Obama's ama? Sarcasm/sexism?
#3 Fri, 02/15/2008 - 6:05pm
I'm with Jim. Black Bush in '08.
#4 Fri, 02/15/2008 - 6:31pm
painteur - the ama was meant as synonym for partner.
The 'ama' belongs to a canoe as much as a husband/wife to a politician. I think you misinterpreted :).
#5 Sat, 02/16/2008 - 9:41am
Darn Jim, I looked at my wife and right you are :)
#6 Sat, 02/16/2008 - 5:20am
unless youre talking about clinton...hehehehe
#7 Sat, 02/16/2008 - 12:20pm
The real question is will President Obama allow us to race in canoes that weigh less than 400 lbs.
#8 Sat, 02/16/2008 - 2:51pm