Palm full of lotion,
Steaming pile on the sidewalk,
Please, no sarcasm!
(According to two of the three sources at dictionary.com http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm sarcasm has three syllables, despite the presence of only two pronounced vowels.)
…and that’s a literary fact!
813 Posts
fark has 2 syllables the way i say it
but i changed it for you
btw, you sure about your first line? lay off the poop man…
C.P.L.
Sun, 03/09/2008 - 7:52pm
704 Posts
Jc9 you forgot a syllable in the second line. 5-7-5 not 5-6-5.
Like this
Ocpaddler
let me be a big wiseass
poop on all of you
Poos
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 9:04am
704 Posts
Haha jc9 your post makes no sense now. Hah!
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 9:05am
436 Posts
Palm full of lotion,
Steaming pile on the sidewalk,
Please, no sarcasm!
(According to two of the three sources at dictionary.com http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm sarcasm has three syllables, despite the presence of only two pronounced vowels.)
…and that’s a literary fact!
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Go Kailua!
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 11:03am
42 Posts
What the hell is this,
Thought this was an outrigger site ,
Lets get back to it.
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 3:54pm
436 Posts
Some so serious,
Many contributors here,
Be more tolerant.
PS - your middle line has too many syllables in it.
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Go Kailua!
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 5:30pm
813 Posts
please to be happy
this outrigger does give me
call me the nose knows
C.P.L.
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 10:36pm
633 Posts
Once on the ocean
I was feeling the motion
My sorrows were gone
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 2:15am
886 Posts
On lake with Goto
Ten strokes more per minute left
Makes it hard for Kev
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 4:36am
412 Posts
reach pull and dig
mulus makes waves
slop goes the pig
paddling long days
” Wake me up when season starts “
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 6:19am
168 Posts
bored at paying job
think of riding swells, ama up
haiku next best thing
…misspelled, catchy phrase to make me look cooler…”
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 7:20am
704 Posts
people so uptight
relax, go for a paddle
lighten up have fun
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 8:00am
101 Posts
This thread makes me laugh
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Better go work now
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 8:15am
704 Posts
paddlelikeagirl, I know you can do better than that. The second line is kinda weak.
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 8:37am
101 Posts
poopoo puts me down
makes me want to cry sad tears
try harder next time
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 9:08am
101 Posts
gentle ocean waves
guide me into heaven’s bliss
heal my broken heart
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 9:13am
412 Posts
stillness holds my heart
a drift on oceans silence
my canoe and me
” Wake me up when season starts “
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 9:41am
36 Posts
pure joy on wave me
OH SHIT! turtle shell I see
Hurricane all good
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 10:42am
436 Posts
Home from the fields,
someone has painted my door.
A stranger sings in my bathroom.
Oh! Wrong house.
By: the original poi-dog
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Go Kailua!
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 11:10am
704 Posts
Paddlelikeagirl, awesome, see I knew you could do better.
Sweet
poops
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 11:20am
101 Posts
kinder poopy words
happiness overwhelms me
gratitude abounds
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 11:54am
139 Posts
laughing my ass off
I am surrounded by genius
chines are our future
hey 100! posts ( not part of haiku)
Roscoe
www.outrigger.ca
www.theoceanexperience.blogspot.com
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 3:37pm
813 Posts
surfing waves at chunn’s
watching whales play all day long
best work day ever
C.P.L.
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 5:15pm
113 Posts
Ode to OCPaddler
Enjoy a good laugh
Click on OCPaddler
Learn loads from Rambo
Paddling people
around the vast world unite
now one ‘ohana
Gossip goes global
in a quick click of a mouse
Mahalo Keizo
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 6:03pm
412 Posts
windy sunny day
playing hookie to go out
with me and my bros
” Wake me up when season starts “
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 6:11pm
704 Posts
paddlelikeagirl
Haiku with perfection
jc9 sucks ass
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 7:30pm
16 Posts
Catching a wave now
ass in da air nose pearling
water in da mouf
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 8:27pm
222 Posts
This has shaped up to be a classic thread! Fly, that is some funny stuff.
up comes the ama
balance lost, trying to hold
think we have it… no
(image borrowed from www.lanikaicanoeclub.org)
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 11:16pm
36 Posts
(fly-n-ha-y-n continues)
wake up from good dream
ass still in the air…uh oh,
that’s not water in mouf
Mapu, Mapu, where are you???
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 11:40pm
808 Posts
Cranking on the blade
goolies left unprepared
Vegemite jar’s at home
http://rambos-locker.blogspot.com
http://goprouser.freeforums.org - Gopro help
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 12:45am
101 Posts
huli, broken blade
riptide going Tahiti
where is PFD?
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 8:21am
704 Posts
New shorts pretty cool
damnit chafing of the chode
now walk like a toad
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 8:54am
168 Posts
Cold morning water
shrinks pee-pee upon contact
who cares, sweating soon
…misspelled, catchy phrase to make me look cooler…”
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 9:34am
25 Posts
what canoe to buy?
which one to make me winner?
of course its not ME
as if standing still
the whirlwind Karel goes by
i blink eyes he’s gone
i am very slow
why does everyone pass me by?
maybe i should train
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 9:32am
808 Posts
hurr-i-cane go fast
hurts a lot down there eh mate
no insurance ring damage
http://rambos-locker.blogspot.com
http://goprouser.freeforums.org - Gopro help
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 12:03pm
556 Posts
paddle in AZ
not one ocean swell to surf
it is still paddling
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 12:39pm
437 Posts
Come to Tahiti
The paddling is rudderless
Hinano is fresh !
Be water, my friend.
http://tuaruavaa.blogspot.com/
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 12:46pm
2 Posts
left leg asleep now
must stop leaning on that side
need training ama
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 12:57pm
813 Posts
lotion sweet lotion
it makes the paddle so slick
but my palms so soft
C.P.L.
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 4:21pm
93 Posts
The splash of the paddle
drip drip of the water
markings on the hull
there is no hiding flaws
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 4:46pm
412 Posts
O Canada ehh
thow the snow it blows
canoe set me free
” Wake me up when season starts “
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 6:21pm
28 Posts
Palpable Heart beat
true, like winter rain against
my face, my canoe
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 6:24pm
305 Posts
Lovely beer from monks
one plate of smoking ham hocks
one thousand years of pride
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 6:38pm
886 Posts
Lake Washington dawn
Beaver swimming, Eagle flies
Ashcroft would be proud
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 6:52pm
886 Posts
Dreams of Painteur’s Bier
Puget Sound afternoon run
My Lager awaits
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 7:01pm
6 Posts
This is my first post
Welcome to OCpaddler
you guys need a life…
Just kidding….maybe not
Thu, 03/13/2008 - 9:00pm
305 Posts
Hey this is the life
why should we quit now my friend
made YOU post first time
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 7:58am
704 Posts
saiyah is brand new
just one post and already
on the poopoo list
nice going saiyah
you will be ripped all day long
glad I am not you
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 9:23am
93 Posts
behold the bold
set in glowing emptiness
never a thought so true
say what? Saiwho?
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 10:40am
633 Posts
Chines on my belly
Chines on my boats belly too
Best of chines to you
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 12:35pm
808 Posts
Building up the collection
Cane, Peggie an’ a Jefferies
now i wanna Zephyr ‘n Scorpius too
http://rambos-locker.blogspot.com
http://goprouser.freeforums.org - Gopro help
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 12:51pm
22 Posts
This is my first go
I just want some attention
Rambo knows me well
hehehe
Have I got this right?
Now I have to make seven
Then I’m after five?
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 1:05pm
305 Posts
Donu tell rambo
he needs five and then seven
and another five
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 1:10pm
437 Posts
Rambo can not count
up to five, up to seven
Paddle ? Shure he can !
Be water, my friend.
http://tuaruavaa.blogspot.com/
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 3:02pm
808 Posts
rambo now count toes
but only have five on foot
how to count seven?
http://rambos-locker.blogspot.com
http://goprouser.freeforums.org - Gopro help
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 3:36pm
305 Posts
haiku is crazy
all you paddlers amaze me
I have my beer now
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 4:15pm
6 Posts
I am so honored
I’m on poopoopaddler’s list
I am not worthy
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 6:22pm
6 Posts
Is this not Haiku?
Nemo count five, seven, five
Then bash me again
(no point intended…
oops… sorry if that was mean…
just go with the flow!)
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 6:32pm
813 Posts
paddle tomorrow
winds are up, gangs’ coming out
waves, friends, beer. I’m rich.
C.P.L.
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 6:39pm
16 Posts
pkonohia
who we all love and adore
ooohh, mapu zee soor.
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 6:53pm
437 Posts
Haiku for your mates
that do not take extra care
of skin cleanliness :
Staphylococcus
Now colonizing your skin,
Man it’s infectious !
Be water, my friend.
http://tuaruavaa.blogspot.com/
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 8:52pm
813 Posts
Tahitians are fast
Extra super duper fast
The world now chases
C.P.L.
Sun, 03/16/2008 - 9:59pm
44 Posts
Thought I read them all…
How did I miss this topic?
English teacher’s dream
Log onto OC
Learn how to paddle better
Laugh until I cry
Milk comes out my nose
When poopoo walks like a toad
I won’t get those shorts!
Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:03pm
344 Posts
My paddle is wrong
G.P.S. says I’m slow
Fuzerider has chines
Luke had a fro
Survived poo poo
When to OC I was new
Herb Tea got me through
Shawn Michael
Tue, 06/10/2008 - 1:28am
9 Posts
oh bacteria
ruin my beautiful beach
thats not a turtle
Tue, 06/10/2008 - 10:35am
9 Posts
bank book in the red
nature abhors a vacuum
why am i still broke?
Tue, 06/10/2008 - 10:48am
704 Posts
New members so cool
poopoo is happy to see
great community
Tue, 06/10/2008 - 11:18am
8 Posts
Just a Novice B
Guess I gotta start somewhere
Live slow paddle fast
learning more every day…
Wed, 06/11/2008 - 2:04pm
44 Posts
Stand up paddling
Windy North Shore day - in place
Or cruise to Kaua’i…?
Next time take two cars
Fly with the wind and current.
Prefer OC-1.
Wed, 06/11/2008 - 3:46pm
53 Posts
man walks but first crawls
men talk but first should listen
blissful beginnings
Wed, 06/11/2008 - 8:05pm