OCP.com Forum Team Rider Introductions

I've got a TON of these, but here's a little something to whet your appetite...

goto: flagged and removed... WTF!?!

jc9_0: http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/stp/641222673.html

TEAM OCP, BABY!!!

Submitted by goto on Sun, 04/13/2008 - 1:32pm

goto

Kona J: http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mis/641261284.html

...also, you better hurry up and view these while you can, they're getting flagged for removal almost as fast as I can put them up...

#1 Sun, 04/13/2008 - 2:05pm

goto

Whew! I was able to repost!

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/msr/641266138.html

#2 Sun, 04/13/2008 - 2:10pm

fuzerider

Goto you are definately a funny person , :) You and Jimbo should come out to Blackburn this summer to race , we`ll have tons of fun.

http://maineoutriggerchampionships.blogspot.com/

#3 Sun, 04/13/2008 - 2:12pm

poopoopaddler

OOO, OOO, goto, do me, do me!! I wanna be a team rider!!

Also the statement from fuzerider "we'll have tons of fun" sounds like a pretty loaded statement.

Poooops

#4 Sun, 04/13/2008 - 8:24pm

jc9_0

i have been touched...deeply

#5 Sun, 04/13/2008 - 10:11pm

goto

Yeah poops, loaded like your diaper...

poopoopaddler: http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/stp/641895123.html

Jim: http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/msr/641903174.html

#6 Mon, 04/14/2008 - 5:58am

Kona J

I agree.

I feel honored to have the magic fingers of Goto touch a keyboard and right about me. I don't understand the spelling comments. I am a litte worried about how his is just "pimping" us out on craiglist, but I guess you have to make money some how. And it is rite in line with the other product pimping that goes on.

If he demands that we all call him "Daddy" to be on the team, I am out. Well...... maybe for a 10 minute ride on a New Kainalu with On-it sauce, I might call someone "Daddy."

#7 Mon, 04/14/2008 - 6:42am

poopoopaddler

Its about time I got sponsored. I should have been sponsored on my 0c-1 knowledge alone nevermind all the training I have been doing.

This sponsorship is kinda sketchy though. So far all I have received from this sponsor is used underwear and half eaten peanut butter jelly sandwiches. I'm still super psyched about being sponsored though.

Poops

#8 Mon, 04/14/2008 - 8:08am

goto

East Coast represent!

Raphael: http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/msr/642266352.html

...your team underwear, and team peanut-butter and jelly sandwich are on their way.

#9 Mon, 04/14/2008 - 10:05am

poopoopaddler

Raphael, welcome to OCP.com Team Rider Team. You probably won't get a free boat but you make out with the free used undies. Cause god knows I've paid a lot more than the cost of a one-man for used undies....

ssnnifff ahhhhhhhhhhhh....

Poopsss

#10 Mon, 04/14/2008 - 10:17am

Raphael

Guessing by your avatar and steady feces related commentary found in your posts, I'm guessing they were well soiled.

Hope you got your money's worth.

Raphael

#11 Mon, 04/14/2008 - 10:21am

jpi92109

these are friggin hilarious

#12 Mon, 04/14/2008 - 11:22pm

goto

Welcome to the team, mate!

Rambo: http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/stp/643865155.html

...even if you do paddle a Pegasus.

#13 Tue, 04/15/2008 - 2:59pm

jc9_0

wow rambo you've stayed in good shape for a 70 year old.

#14 Tue, 04/15/2008 - 5:07pm

Rambo

Rambo was never a team member .. always a loner, and always had an eye for the ladies. But as I'm now an honorary Craigs-lister, i accept graciously.

Cheers Rambo

#15 Tue, 04/15/2008 - 5:33pm

goto

"Welcome" to the team... NOT!

seriouspoopoopaddler: http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/stp/646257013.html

#16 Thu, 04/17/2008 - 12:40pm

seriouspoopoopaddler

Goto, I respect your opinion despite the antagonistic tone it carries. I ask that we agree to disagree. In a perfect world we would see eye to eye on all issues but we live in a world far from it.

I for one enjoy reading the playful banter that you often post. In fact I often find deep meaning in what others view as offensive and nonsense.

Goto, you are a beautiful person and I wish you all the good fortune possible.

SPP

#17 Thu, 04/17/2008 - 1:52pm

poopoopaddler

I agree goto, SPP is a huge drag, stick in the mud, mood killer and worst of all cock block. I'm glad he is not on the team, he has nothing to contribute. I'm glad you have a strict screening process to the OCP.com team. Someone like SPP needs a good kick in the balls if he had any.

I especially like the location of SPP.

#18 Thu, 04/17/2008 - 1:57pm

247365

#19 Fri, 03/02/2012 - 10:00am

seriouspoopoopaddler

Some days it is so difficult to maintain a positive attitude in an ocean of hate in our society. It is so refreshing to hear people like you 247365, that put the shine in my sunshine. It warms my soul to read your post. It helps me keep on keep on truckin along as they say.

Oh how the gods will shine on you 247365!

SPP

#20 Thu, 04/17/2008 - 6:08pm

poopoopaddler

To all you rainbow flaggin people: an excellent video to watch, i almost pissed my pants.

I am retarded and don't know how to imbed vids

#21 Thu, 04/17/2008 - 6:11pm

poopoopaddler

whoa this forum is smarter than I am it did it by itself. Nice

#22 Thu, 04/17/2008 - 6:11pm

mojohojo

Holy crap that was friggin funny!

#23 Thu, 04/17/2008 - 6:47pm

parfait

I think goto should do some more of these...

#24 Wed, 10/29/2008 - 7:31am

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