Stingray vs. Zephyr?

I think you hit it on the head when you said the Stingray “looked fast.” Let’s face it, most of us don’t win the race. But here’s what I’ve noticed….you can’t tell that by the picture the guy takes at the finish line. As far as anyone NOT related to my obscure paddling life is concerned, I did win that race. They can’t tell. It’s just a picture of me. And I need to look fast so the illusion is real. I always try to make a “winning” face when I know the guy is taking the picture. So 50 years from now when my grandkids are looking through my crap after my funeral, I will have won every race. As far as they know.

So don’t be fast….just look fast. The stingray looks fast.

Fri, 04/25/2008 - 4:50am

Goto, for the last time, its all about personal choice. you’d be an idiot to take advice from anyone on here. Go out, test drive them and choose one that you like. What works for one may not work for another.

But since you asked I suggest you consider this one…

Check this dude out. Didn’t know you could do this in this car.

All gotta say is BADASS

Poops on u

Fri, 04/25/2008 - 7:51am

here’s a picture of my buddy’s new stingray.

it is fast as hell. so fast in fact that it can sting your foot without you even realizing it. obviously the stingray shown above is much faster than the zephyr shown below. however, if you really want to make a great exit, the zephyr is the way to go. you always want to leave people with that lasting impression.

hope that helped!

BTW goto, i think you’re really on to something with the heated seats. i’m sure a lot of people would be happy to have their goolies nice and warm during a cold seattle paddle.

Fri, 04/25/2008 - 9:08am

jc9
Are those chines on the Hindenburg?

Fri, 04/25/2008 - 11:38am

Poops
LMAO

Fri, 04/25/2008 - 12:56pm

hah. maybe that’s why karel named it the zephyr. since the both have chines. they should call up berlin and see if there is some potential cross promotion there. imagine the jaws dropping as team riders with worldwide sponsorships are flown to races in their own private zephyr. now that would be some team deal!

Fri, 04/25/2008 - 10:24pm

Somebody say chines?

Sat, 04/26/2008 - 3:32am

I know of a few who appear to be filled with Methane ??

Rambo

Sat, 04/26/2008 - 2:45pm

Ok, that’s enough…

Sat, 04/26/2008 - 5:43pm

the photo is removed

Sat, 04/26/2008 - 8:42pm

photos removed

Sat, 04/26/2008 - 8:43pm

Dear 247365 how I came to be here was quite by the generosity of fuzerider who is local in maine and sponsored my model Kaitlyn McElroy ..and posted a link to her photo…and all of a sudden I got ushered in for 4 days..and made some spoof photos for Rambo ..and posted them here

I am not a paddler true…I am an artist ..I merely came here to thank Fuzerider for posting my link to Kaitlyn ..who uses his Stingray boat and he took photos of….
.so I had to join to post in the forums merely to thank him and then Jim and Rambo started posting and for .a few days I felt welcome here even though I am not a paddler

Here are the spoof photos I did which gained me a few days ..acceptance here

Sat, 04/26/2008 - 8:46pm

mahatmark,
i don’t understand half the stuff you post, but don’t care…it’s all part of the noise, so post away and have fun

Sun, 04/27/2008 - 5:10pm

Mahatmark
First thing you’ve got to learn is that we PADDLE. We do not row. Rowers look where they’ve been, paddlers look where they’re going. Its not rocket science.

Mon, 04/28/2008 - 5:36am

No problem..to those that need a helping hand I recommend
http://colonblow.com

http://www.colonblow.com/testimonials.htm

I realize now upon reflecting that in a computer world perhaps colon blow is a good idea as it speeds up the LOG OUT process

With a couple of days use one can blow a 20 foot python tape worm outta their butt..reduce the belly chines and feel much lighter and healthier…not to mention keeping their PH balance in tune which leads to healthy bone and organ and tissue development strong muscles and of course good rowing arms for the paddlers :-)

Photo Below Diamond Head Me

Mon, 04/28/2008 - 7:32am

Again …I came here merely to post the images that were spoofs of Fuzerider and rambo because Fuzerider included an image from one of my web galleries of a woman triathylete Kaitlyn McElroy ..who is very famous, and was my model..and is a friend of Fuzeriders and Why should it matter …If you read the strings of my posts most were in grateful thanks that my image gallery got so many hits because Fuzerider added a link to my image of Kaitlyn and his image of Kaitlyn paddling one of his Stingray 2 crafts…The colon blow actually is hilarious and since the other guy was referencing that he wanted to stick a paddle up my ass, and that he flies the gay flag ..I thought only to post humor and not aggravate those of you who it now seems do not want me to even be here

Mon, 04/28/2008 - 9:40am

Colon blowing, who’s pitching, who’s catching (not that there’s anything wrong with that), etc. C’mon, I think we’re sinking to a new low here. Even tripe is a more pleasant topic.

Mon, 04/28/2008 - 10:41am

This thread is now officially a downward spiral of ignorance and chaos. Thanks to everyone for their support and contributions.

Mon, 04/28/2008 - 11:50am

Many of my endeavors end up this way. I am especially not proud of this one.
Apologies to everyone.

With all the love in my heart, goto.

Mon, 04/28/2008 - 12:27pm

… ………….. and got to show off my hairy legs which is a side effect from too much Vegemite. Hey Fuzy, you got as many belly chines as i have. … uhhh the joys of being over a Centenarian.

Rambo

Mon, 04/28/2008 - 2:26pm

Thanks guys rofl

Mon, 04/28/2008 - 5:15pm