Who thinks that just like in surfing the sport of paddling has some real big wannabes. Seems that alot submit to forum topics with some garbadge ideas, advice and knowlege which they have collected from others who told them?
Submitted by oc paddlah on Wed, 04/30/2008 - 6:26pm.
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My little finger told ‘em
Be water, my friend.
http://tuaruavaa.blogspot.com/
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 6:49pm
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I think we all can agree on the middle finger.
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 6:59pm
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I know ONE WANNA BE “FUZERIDER”
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 7:22pm
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that’s hilarious… poser for what? why would you want to be a paddler if you don’t paddle? either you do or not. some guys are fast, some guys not so fast- most of the time it’s directly related to how much they train… so what would be fronting about? how much you train? will you get the ladies jumping at you if you pretend to be a paddler?
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 7:23pm
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and just who are YOU, oc paddlah? just another forum troll?
and where did you get all your vast paddling knowledge from? were you taught/told by others? or maybe you have Divine Inspiration…..
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 7:42pm
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i just have to laugh…i’m a wannabe
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 8:35pm
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that reminds me of the a guy who was in my crew when we rowed our canoe across the molokai channel for a race. it was the blowing 50 knots with HUGE seas. it was right after the earthquake in Sumatra because as we were heading east to oahu, we caught some of those tsunami swells baby- at least 30 feet!!…
we were freaking out because our float kept popping up… on one wave i lost my paddle but luckily we had an extra one on the wooden spar so we didn’t lose too much time.
we got on one wave that we rode for 1/2 mile- it was so big it tubed over the steerer and seat 6 had to help him control the canoe. it was the most memorable rowing experience of my life- i won’t forget it.
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 8:52pm
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I’m a wanna be. I wanna win Molokai. I wanna average 10 MPH upwind. Will I? Probably not. But I WANNA!!!!!!!!
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 10:03pm
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dacho
I think I remember that time. Definately the best rowing ever. LMAO
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 2:52am
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I`m definately not a wannabe, and I can hardly call myself a has been .
http://maineoutriggerchampionships.blogspot.com/
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 3:01am
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I wanna be a rock star
Listen….I can hear the water calling.
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 3:24am
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I`m a shouldabeen, couldabeen…..but neverwas….
http://maineoutriggerchampionships.blogspot.com/
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 4:03am
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Fuze is no poser. I don’t think anyone’s watching as he breaks through the ice in early spring ‘cause he can’t wait to get in that water! Dacho, you mean you lost your “oar”. How many times have we heard people ask about our “rowing”.
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 4:11am
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I changed my mind , I am a wannabe .. I wannabe paid to paddle my canoe.
Send your donations to Fuzeriders Foundation for Funding Fuzerider
http://maineoutriggerchampionships.blogspot.com/
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 4:18am
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That’s it; games up. I never even sat my arse in an OC1 before. But it’s been good posing about it, eh?
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 4:39am
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There’s a very marketable calendar in here somewhere — Paddling Posers 2009 perhaps?
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 8:21am
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I wannabe Mr July !
Be water, my friend.
http://tuaruavaa.blogspot.com/
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 8:50am
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So what if I’m a wannabe poser paddler who posts garbage on the internet! At least I am comfortable with who I am. I am poopoopaddler, mighty poopoo in your pants!
Poopoo
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 9:09am
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confession:
self portrait
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 9:15am
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Being an actual paddler gets me very little except a smaller checking account and a lonely wife. People want to fake that?
…misspelled, catchy phrase to make me look cooler…”
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 9:20am
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There’s way more than that. Ass rashes, raw hands, staph infections. There’s all kinds of pluses to being a paddler.
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 11:27am
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http://maineoutriggerchampionships.blogspot.com/
Fri, 05/02/2008 - 8:12am
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damn posers at it again.
Fri, 05/02/2008 - 9:13am
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No wonder, its not just me, its those damn sorcerer penis snatchers at it again. I knew I was bigger than that!
poopoo
Fri, 05/02/2008 - 9:52am
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So what do they do with the stolen ones? Sell them on ebay or craigslist? I knew there was a black market for kidneys, but this?
Fri, 05/02/2008 - 10:17am
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Everywhere I go, I drive around with my one man on my truck.
Sat, 05/03/2008 - 2:34pm
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That’s 9/10s of being a paddler. The other 1/10 is posting here.
Sat, 05/03/2008 - 3:05pm