OK folks, due to the controversial nature of my avatar, I have opted to change it. I hope you all enjoy my new one.
ALOHA!
Poopoo on u
Submitted by poopoopaddler on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 8:51am.
OK folks, due to the controversial nature of my avatar, I have opted to change it. I hope you all enjoy my new one.
ALOHA!
Poopoo on u
Submitted by poopoopaddler on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 8:51am.
64 Posts
good one
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 8:52am
346 Posts
I liked the last one poops
dugout,piczo.com
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:05am
146 Posts
Holy crap…that’s brilliant. I can’t imagine the wasted hours put into making that. But my respect for you just went through the roof.
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:29am
601 Posts
yeah I still can’t believe I wasted 45 minutes of my life making that graphic. But when I finished it I felt immense pride and pleasure. Well worth the wasted work time.
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:42am
133 Posts
LMAO!
now how about some animation?
Roscoe
www.outrigger.ca
www.theoceanexperience.blogspot.com
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:17am
703 Posts
exactly what kind of services will be offered by ButtAid?
September 19th
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:32am
601 Posts
Buttaid will alleviate any type of trauma, contusion, upset, laceration, swelling, rupture, gash, bruise and tear in the anal region.
I’m over stock sale right now, buy 2 for the price of 3! Git sum!
Poops
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:43am
377 Posts
Poops is the, hands down, best butt-service guy in Hawaii.
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Don’t trust the dolphin.
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:52am
87 Posts
How about discomfort caused by mercenary curmudgeons? Does it relieve that?
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:58am
208 Posts
Are you the only certified technician service of this type in the area? And if people have any issues will you be able to happily refer them to other equally reputable but perhaps less qualified uhh…aiders?
“If you’re not certified you’re not qualified”
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:02am
601 Posts
Yes I am the best butt-handler in Hawaii and the only certified tech by the Butt-Handlers United Technician Conglomerate Organization Company, or BHUTCOC, found in the western united states. If you have problems with my stuck up attitude then I’d be happy to refer you to less experienced/qualified butt-handlers which is everyone besides myself.
PDLG: I have no idea what “mercenary curmudgeons” are, but yes, buttaid will most definitely relieve you its symptoms. But only if I am the one applying it. If its someone else they are not as good as me so it won’t work as well. So only me. ME.
Poops
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:23am
146 Posts
Will you be offering new innovations that will “drop some jaws?” And if so, will they be ridiculously expensive?
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:36am
384 Posts
I fear this may be too much for aquafiend. He may have gone the way of Mahatmark.
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:43am
87 Posts
PPP,
mercenary: (adjective) serving merely for pay or sordid advantage
curmudgeon: (noun) a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man
I find that mercenary curmudgeons cause me great pain in your area of specialty and have long been searching for a cure.
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:03pm
601 Posts
Of course I’ll be offering “pants dropping” innovations. I am working on a butt hair cutter called the mashitee. I’m getting good interest, I may make full production of it and it would cost $10000 installed.
For those of you that don’t remember its very similar to http://www.ocpaddler.com/node/2943 but for the butt.
I’m also working on this super secret “movement” speed enhancer. It makes you poo in 3.4 seconds, eliminating time spent on the can. If completed in time it will be released at the upcoming Blackbutt challenge.
Msg me if you want to buy any of these products.
poops
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:16pm
601 Posts
oooo PDLG, I dunno if buttaid will cure that. Its like the buttaids archnemesis.
Mercenary curmudgeons, I like that. Thats hilarious!
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:19pm
384 Posts
What, you will give all the paddlers at the upcoming Blackbutt Challenge your new movement speed enhancer and they will release during the race. Does the EPA know about this. This could have a larger environmental impact than the Super Ferry.
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:23pm
43 Posts
obviously, satisfaction guaranteed or double your poop back……
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 1:06pm
27 Posts
My lord it is so inspiring to see all of you together in such harmony again. I am swelling with pride at this beautiful display of happiness and joy we are all feeling.
Thank goodness we are all blessed with an amazing certified butt technichian here in Hawaii. The world is truely better place.
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 1:35pm
298 Posts
Bwaahahahahaa……thats freakin hilarious:-D
May I humbly offer a slogan?
“Get your crack filled by Buttaid”
Tue, 05/13/2008 - 1:53pm