From the just released 2008 Darwin Awards
AND THE WINNER IS…
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves… ‘Shit happens’
My God Aqua, this can really happen!!
Rambo
Submitted by Rambo on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 5:52pm.
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Omgosh these comments are gonna be great!! 200 pounds!
Wed, 05/28/2008 - 7:17pm
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Ahem….
Wed, 05/28/2008 - 9:35pm
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Impressive, but still pales in comparrison to the week long “shitting on” I got for messing with poops:-)
Thu, 05/29/2008 - 6:51am