This is a warning. Someone in the near future may try to deny my existence. There is only one goto - he is real, and I am him. Do not be tricked by impostors. (Or im-POST-ers. Get it?)
Here's photographic proof.
PS - My hair is a little bit longer now.
Submitted by goto on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 10:38am
how do we know this isn't the imposter posting this picture of himself so when we see him we think he's goto and he's really not the real goto. And how do we know the real goto is the real goto. Maybe its some guy who killed goto 7 years ago and assumed his identity so the real goto is actually a fake goto. So the real goto who is the fake goto might have an imposter. So a faker faking he is the faker fake goto.
Fake is a strange word...
poopoo
#1 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 10:54am
THIS could be a pic of ANYONE. No conclusive evidence that you actually exist outside of the on-line world of OCP.com!
#2 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 10:57am
and the KWC
#3 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:12am
We know the real Goto is from Hawaii, but this photo is sending out a lot of mixed messages-Some for a guy FROM Hawaii others for a guy NOT from Hawaii.
For a guy NOT from Hawaii- and therefore not Goto
-Tourist picture
-Shirt too tight. No one from Hawaii would wear shirt that tight, not even Bouncers
-Those slippers are too expensive not from Longs or ABC. The look like they were bought in Orange County
-Giving look like a local guy just stole his girlfriend and is now demanding the sunglasses and watch
For a guy FROM Hawaii and therefore Goto
-Nice even tan
-local boy haircut-no need take shower in the morning
-the look says it all-I went Hawaii public schools. Someone just asked him a question like- "Where are you?" or "Can you count to 2 with your fingers/" You got 1 and then got stuck looking for your second finger.
My vote it is GOTO.
#4 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:19am
Kona J, pretty good deductive reasoning, a few errors though.
So maybe using this addition information we can make some more conclusions....
poopooo
#5 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:27am
You guys crack me up. Probably dating myself, but this remainds me of "The Liar's Club." Will the real goto please stand up?
#6 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:35am
the real goto (shown standing) also with a tight shirt.
funny someone should mention the tight shirt. my wife always gets a good laugh out of the seeing people in those tight t-shirts.
#7 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:39am
hmmm, are we seeing a trend with goto and tight shirts?
#8 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:47am
you should see him at practice.
#9 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 1:18pm
if that's Goto he must be a really good paddler as he doesn't use a canoe and only paddles a seat.
It may have chines but hard to tell
Cracker
#10 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 3:43pm
Well Goto you do exist, because my ADD Brain is obsessed with this photo.
But I figured it out-
This photo is WE ARE BEAUTIFUL PART II
You are at beach and hot, gorgeous lady says to you (Goto)
“My God you are Beautiful!†“I need your phone number!â€
“Did you attend private school?†“Because I really, really like guys who went to private school.â€
Unfortunately you get so excited (I have been there.) that you can’t speak and start sucking your bottom lip in anticipation.
Your only resort is to try to use your hands and fingers to sign your phone number yet your fingers mysteriously cramp up and you are left with this expression and photo as she walks away.
It is the lowest point in your life and you constantly wonder “Was my shirt tight enough?â€
A psychologist would say you are suicidal, since you present this photo as proof of your existence even though lowest point in life. I suggest you get help and call Poops immediately.
#11 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 7:03pm
Thanks a LOT Kona J, reliving the experience isn't helping any...
#12 Thu, 06/05/2008 - 7:04pm
Wait a second... there are imPOSTers on the internets??
Say it ain't so!
#13 Fri, 06/06/2008 - 12:37am
Kona J, goto was suicidal not because he was rejected by the hot chic. It was because later when he finally did hook up with her, he discovered she was actually a he when "she" gave him the bedroom surprise.
He did call me but there's no treatment for that. you're screwed.
poopie
#14 Fri, 06/06/2008 - 8:10am
Goto will be fine!
When you have $90 dollar slippahs, $100 dollar watch, and $200 dollar Sun Glasses, it is all good in the hood.
Also he will probably have the first Pueo in the North West and that ain't too bad.
#15 Fri, 06/06/2008 - 10:19am