Dudes and dudettes, whats up with all the hostility on OCP lately? Even I, poopoopaddler, am surprised that the level this has taken. It makes me want to break into poetry..
OCP, despite its funk
is a great place to come
even though some are punks
ask a question, it will be answered
a good response
or get completely hammered
goto, dodge those flying darts
Fuzerider, always trying to make a buck
but all you get are stinky farts
debmaui trying to rent a place
shawn michaels please for the love of god use your legs
Otherwise get used to the dirt in your face
Aquafiend, you can suck it and suck it good
Jibofo, pantieur sometime we need to have a beer
I think Rambo is possibly from the hood
Bamskii you lucky son of a bitch
I still can't believe the whole story
Losing your ring the day after you get hitched
to all you haters giving flack
Relax cause or else
OCP mafia will have you whacked
You get pretty creative after a few beers.
Submitted by poopoopaddler on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:48pm
so this is goin next to edgar allan poe and shel silverstein
#1 Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:04pm
Angry boy, silly poo, your poetry reeks of doggy do
But as you said, youre drinking beer
Which would explain your statement queer
Or is the sucking that you declare
the pouring and sharing of ice cold beer?
In that case I lift my mug and toast a cheer
Heres to poops and his stinky queer beer:-)
#2 Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:42pm
It's a good night for a beer! So good that I can't write any poetry, but yeah... what is up with the forum lately??
#3 Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:48pm
Idle time is the devil's play pen - so you know what that means - PA'A race on November 22nd and bring that precious can food!
The ragging and slammin is all good as long as we also give back in good. Coz, we all know, deep down inside, as paddlers, where ever we may be, we will always have the spirit of aloha within us!
The ocean beckons, lets do some serious reckon on Nov. 22nd for a good cause to feed those that can't afford to.
;-}
#4 Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:18pm
screw the hostility, let's see some more pics natalini
#5 Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:21pm
This should make all of you laugh...if not then the funny monsters from outerspace will come and get you.
#6 Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:53pm
If this thread doesn't prove how multi talented poops and aqua are...
#7 Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:56am
Yeah, I've been busy for a bit & havent been online ....its looking a bit narky.........chill folks..........I'm pretty worked up coz we're about to start our OC6 season & I'm coach........selection politics & all.....are you guys heading into a stressfull part of the season???
Hey, Its all Good!
#8 Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:39am
snap snap snap good stuff lol
#9 Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:44am
OMG-- poopoo how many sixers did that take, but ha thanks for the blooper pooper. job well done.
YUP time to start racing before folks start on the pirates brew!!!!!!
#10 Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:39am
As a young man living in Kailua
I once followed a woman to Arizona.
The desert really sucked
So as I often said, "I'm f*cked".
But having met a hot paddling babe, I'm moving back to Kula.
True story.
#11 Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:31am
yes you are Larry.... i mean Jibofo.... next week 11/27 you'll be living here.
this should cause a real riot act and it is a TRUE STORY
got to go sup surf now... i hope there is still waves!!!!!!!!!!
:)
#12 Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:49am
:)
#13 Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:50am
poopoopaddler's poem is awesome. period.
cheers!
#14 Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:06am
The best poetry is canoe poetry.
Nice,,,, no, very nice poop's
#15 Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:24pm