You know there's probably thousands of plankton and hundreds of zooplankton in every mouthful of water. Now I can add the probability of sperm to the list.
Yes thats right newport paddlers, there's sperm in that water. So where ever there's water there's sperm. On your legs, sperm on your arms, sperms on your hair, sperm on your face, and even sperm....Ok I'll stop, you get the point.
God help us if one of those spermatozoa manage to do what they do best .... can you imagine what sort of sea creature might develop out of a union with a fellow sea dweller.
Do i see "sharkmen" with arms that pluck you off your canoe and feed you into their jaws slowly bit by bit .... because you paddle a hypr...???
Do i see "Octowomen" with huge eyes and gorgeous flapping lashes enticing you into their arms and holding you against their multiple jello cleavage because you spend too much time on OC Paddler..??
Yes thats right newport paddlers, there’s sperm in that water. So where ever there’s water there’s sperm. On your legs, sperm on your arms, sperms on your hair, sperm on your face, and even sperm….Ok I’ll stop, you get the point.
I must add
Yes thats right newport paddlers, there’s POO in that water. So where ever there’s water there’s POO. On your legs, POO on your arms, POO on your hair, POO on your face, and even POO….Ok I’ll stop, you get the point.
I usually paddle out of Newport Beach and that is very true. The bay there is just nasty...
#1 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:23am
You know there's probably thousands of plankton and hundreds of zooplankton in every mouthful of water. Now I can add the probability of sperm to the list.
Yes thats right newport paddlers, there's sperm in that water. So where ever there's water there's sperm. On your legs, sperm on your arms, sperms on your hair, sperm on your face, and even sperm....Ok I'll stop, you get the point.
#2 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:30am
i bet there are sperm whales up there too.
whoa i just had a thought, whales don't wear condoms. eewwwwwwwww
#3 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:33am
yeah that's where the ocean's salt comes from.
#4 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:21pm
no whales condoms? think again
#5 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:29pm
God help us if one of those spermatozoa manage to do what they do best .... can you imagine what sort of sea creature might develop out of a union with a fellow sea dweller.
Do i see "sharkmen" with arms that pluck you off your canoe and feed you into their jaws slowly bit by bit .... because you paddle a hypr...???
Do i see "Octowomen" with huge eyes and gorgeous flapping lashes enticing you into their arms and holding you against their multiple jello cleavage because you spend too much time on OC Paddler..??
Geez I'm having nightmares already
R
#6 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:03pm
but rambo, you forget the flipside..... mermaids!!!
#7 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:01pm
Mermaids Ok Dacho .... but some might be lusty Mer-men ????
I guess sprinting away from the Mer -men is one way to get your anaerobic session out of the way ..??
R
#8 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:12pm
Rambo, it already happened. Its name is aquafiend.
#9 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:16pm
I must add
Yes thats right newport paddlers, there’s POO in that water. So where ever there’s water there’s POO. On your legs, POO on your arms, POO on your hair, POO on your face, and even POO….Ok I’ll stop, you get the point.
#10 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:46pm
i never should have logged on today
#11 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:31pm
the sad bit hiro, is that the sperm and poo probably isn't the worst stuff in that bay...
and ironically aquafiend is located in Newport.
#12 Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:42pm
nb1376, its not ironic. It explains a lot.
I guess is gives a whole new meaning to "thar she blows!"
#13 Sat, 01/31/2009 - 10:44pm