Help! Zombie outbreak!

It's only been about a day since we started hearing about zombies on the loose. The hospitals are full with bite victims who will soon turn, yes it's true, they bite you and you turn.

One of the only things on our side is they're the slow-walking kind. Right now there is rampant looting everywhere for supplies. We've got the Canadian version of the National Guard deployed (1 rifle for every 4 infantry and a bunch of sharpened sticks.

Not many of us have firearms, so we're resorted to using golf clubs, bats, 2x4's etc. The situation is dire.. about half the city is already overrun. Will update as possible. If anyone knows where Milla Jovovich is, we could use her help right about now.

Submitted by axlegrease on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:41pm



City Hall overrun. Shelters have been set up at local schools. Police, army and citizens are forming patrols.

On a lighter note, the local NHL hockey team has been turned and apparently roaming the streets together.


#1 Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:44pm


time running out.. been bitten.. couldn't hold them off.. with my last dying breath.. I curse Zoidberg!


#2 Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:11am


.... braiiinnss...


#3 Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:12am


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