Haiku
Jc9 you forgot a syllable in the second line. 5-7-5 not 5-6-5.
Like this
Ocpaddler
let me be a big wiseass
poop on all of you
Poos
#1 Mon, 03/10/2008 - 9:04am
Palm full of lotion,
Steaming pile on the sidewalk,
Please, no sarcasm!
(According to two of the three sources at dictionary.com http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm sarcasm has three syllables, despite the presence of only two pronounced vowels.)
...and that's a literary fact!
#4 Mon, 03/10/2008 - 11:03am
What the hell is this,
Thought this was an outrigger site ,
Lets get back to it.
#5 Mon, 03/10/2008 - 3:54pm
Some so serious,
Many contributors here,
Be more tolerant.
PS - your middle line has too many syllables in it.
#6 Mon, 03/10/2008 - 5:30pm
On lake with Goto
Ten strokes more per minute left
Makes it hard for Kev
#9 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 4:36am
reach pull and dig
mulus makes waves
slop goes the pig
paddling long days
#10 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 6:19am
bored at paying job
think of riding swells, ama up
haiku next best thing
#11 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 7:20am
paddlelikeagirl, I know you can do better than that. The second line is kinda weak.
#14 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 8:37am
poopoo puts me down
makes me want to cry sad tears
try harder next time
#15 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 9:08am
Home from the fields,
someone has painted my door.
A stranger sings in my bathroom.
Oh! Wrong house.
By: the original poi-dog
#19 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 11:10am
laughing my ass off
I am surrounded by genius
chines are our future
hey 100! posts ( not part of haiku)
#22 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 3:37pm
surfing waves at chunn's
watching whales play all day long
best work day ever
#23 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 5:15pm
Ode to OCPaddler
Enjoy a good laugh
Click on OCPaddler
Learn loads from Rambo
Paddling people
around the vast world unite
now one 'ohana
Gossip goes global
in a quick click of a mouse
Mahalo Keizo
#24 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 6:03pm
This has shaped up to be a classic thread! Fly, that is some funny stuff.
up comes the ama
balance lost, trying to hold
think we have it... no
(image borrowed from www.lanikaicanoeclub.org)
#28 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 11:16pm
(fly-n-ha-y-n continues)
wake up from good dream
ass still in the air...uh oh,
that's not water in mouf
Mapu, Mapu, where are you???
#29 Tue, 03/11/2008 - 11:40pm
New shorts pretty cool
damnit chafing of the chode
now walk like a toad
#32 Wed, 03/12/2008 - 8:54am
Cold morning water
shrinks pee-pee upon contact
who cares, sweating soon
#33 Wed, 03/12/2008 - 9:34am
what canoe to buy?
which one to make me winner?
of course its not ME
as if standing still
the whirlwind Karel goes by
i blink eyes he's gone
i am very slow
why does everyone pass me by?
maybe i should train
#34 Thu, 03/13/2008 - 9:32am
hurr-i-cane go fast
hurts a lot down there eh mate
no insurance ring damage
#35 Thu, 03/13/2008 - 12:03pm
The splash of the paddle
drip drip of the water
markings on the hull
there is no hiding flaws
#40 Thu, 03/13/2008 - 4:46pm
Lovely beer from monks
one plate of smoking ham hocks
one thousand years of pride
#43 Thu, 03/13/2008 - 6:38pm
Lake Washington dawn
Beaver swimming, Eagle flies
Ashcroft would be proud
#44 Thu, 03/13/2008 - 6:52pm
This is my first post
Welcome to OCpaddler
you guys need a life...
Just kidding....maybe not
#46 Thu, 03/13/2008 - 9:00pm
Hey this is the life
why should we quit now my friend
made YOU post first time
#47 Fri, 03/14/2008 - 7:58am
saiyah is brand new
just one post and already
on the poopoo list
nice going saiyah
you will be ripped all day long
glad I am not you
#48 Fri, 03/14/2008 - 9:23am
behold the bold
set in glowing emptiness
never a thought so true
say what? Saiwho?
#49 Fri, 03/14/2008 - 10:40am
Building up the collection
Cane, Peggie an' a Jefferies
now i wanna Zephyr 'n Scorpius too
#51 Fri, 03/14/2008 - 12:51pm
This is my first go
I just want some attention
Rambo knows me well
hehehe
Have I got this right?
Now I have to make seven
Then I'm after five?
#52 Fri, 03/14/2008 - 1:05pm
I am so honored
I'm on poopoopaddler's list
I am not worthy
***on a side note... I can only hope to be in the top ten posters field.
But to be on poopoo's list is A- OK!
#57 Fri, 03/14/2008 - 6:22pm
Is this not Haiku?
Nemo count five, seven, five
Then bash me again
(no point intended...
oops... sorry if that was mean...
just go with the flow!)
#58 Fri, 03/14/2008 - 6:32pm
Haiku for your mates
that do not take extra care
of skin cleanliness :
Staphylococcus
Now colonizing your skin,
Man it's infectious !
#61 Fri, 03/14/2008 - 8:52pm
Thought I read them all...
How did I miss this topic?
English teacher's dream
Log onto OC
Learn how to paddle better
Laugh until I cry
Milk comes out my nose
When poopoo walks like a toad
I won't get those shorts!
#63 Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:03pm
My paddle is wrong
G.P.S. says I'm slow
Fuzerider has chines
Luke had a fro
Survived poo poo
When to OC I was new
Herb Tea got me through
#64 Tue, 06/10/2008 - 1:28am
Stand up paddling
Windy North Shore day - in place
Or cruise to Kaua'i...?
Next time take two cars
Fly with the wind and current.
Prefer OC-1.
#69 Wed, 06/11/2008 - 3:46pm
man walks but first crawls
men talk but first should listen
blissful beginnings
#70 Wed, 06/11/2008 - 8:05pm
Lovely Kainalu
You are much faster than fark
Happiness to me
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