Haiku
Ninety degrees Maine
Where is our friend Fuzerider?
The Blackburn cometh...
#73 Thu, 06/12/2008 - 4:10am
There was a steersman a-foreign
He'd smile when he saw it a-pourin'
for thunder & lightinin'
He found quite invitin'
Knowin' paddlin' would hardly be borin'
The foregoing haiku was from the Limerick prefect of Osaka.
YankeeHo'okele
"Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm" - Syrus Publilius
#74 Tue, 06/17/2008 - 10:32am
For all of those who have had experience with this type of prerace excitement:
All this excitement
Cannot hold any longer
Where should I put it?
by Allen Yamouf
#75 Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:23pm
There was a kanu chic, Ilene,
Who hydrated on distilled kerosene,
Lately she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and downwind she's ne'er benzene
Haiku's for wimps. Give me a limerick anyday.
YankeeHo'okele
"Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm" - Syrus Publilius
#76 Wed, 09/03/2008 - 1:12am
Limericks suck balls
The simpleton sings their praise
Sounds like second grade.
#77 Wed, 09/03/2008 - 5:21am

Lovely Kainalu
You are much faster than fark
Happiness to me
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