i know thar ben some funny threads. great explosions an’ constructive comments in th’ past.
after talkin’ wi’ some o’ th’ original members o’ th’ OCP mafia, ‘t be decided sea dogs an’ land lubbers ortin’ ta be gi’en a chance t’ nominate th’ best OCP.com threads o’ all time. Keizo will then immortalize them in some fashion t’ be preserved fer all time.
nay, grog had nothin’ t’ do wi’ this idee…arrr maybe jus’ a wee bit.
Submitted by jc9_0 on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 10:02pm.
153 Posts
I vote for and nominate-
Witness and Witless Protection Program Paddling
HYPR is dangerous/No it isn’t
Photos of Goto
Kona J
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:41am
293 Posts
any hypr thread… i have a theory that hypr is not a real company but a front created by keizo solely for the amusement of the ocpaddler website.
also, a mystery solved: the wiseass who created “witless protection” is kona j!! do i win a prize? “witness protection” was obvious from the first paragraph posted so no mystery there… unfortunately, the meatiest ones are now gone- such a shame…only this one left
also the ditch digging effort by jim was pretty classic, although i’m sure he hates having that come back up.
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:19am
153 Posts
It wasn’t me-Witless Protection was someone else. I wish I could take credit for it.
Kona J
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:24am
293 Posts
by the way, the “thank you” post that started witness protection back up, AFTER the previous post was deleted by keizo reminded me of a major beat down surfing a big day…. you get dumped and rag dolled, and when it looks like it’s letting up and get one breath, the next one comes and it starts again… only difference being it was all self inflicted by “witness protection”
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:30am
708 Posts
Yeah I think the witness protection was a pretty classic one. It’s kinda been downhill since then.
The ditch digging one’s pretty good too. I think Jim’s still in the hole a little bit.
I think this one might be worth a nomination. I look at the picture and still laugh and giggle. It also portrays mahatmarks short-lived but very weird presence on OCP.
http://www.ocpaddler.com/node/3515
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:44am
234 Posts
Witness Protection, Jims ditch digging, and fuzeriders thread about the chines all came to mind. Also a few threads about proper certification were pretty funny.
“If you’re not certified you’re not qualified”
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:53am
567 Posts
Anything Hypr. Nothing else has gotten people as worked up.
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 11:09am
153 Posts
Fuzrider and chines.
Yes. I have to give Fuzerider credit and props. He has turned very likeable and respected. It proves it can happen.
Also Boataid vs. Buttaid was very entertaining
Kona J
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 11:27am
20 Posts
Jim with Danny Ching
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 11:32am
817 Posts
I have the full transcript of the Hypr thread that was deleted if anyone privately wants it. I kept it for reference on how not to market OC’s if i ever make canoes for a living.
Just remember, we are all just one word away from an OCP Mafia assassination, just one little slip up at the wrong time and you’re done
Full credit to those who took their beating and are still here.
If you don’t know, almost everything ever posted on the Internet is archived somewhere, Google retains most of it’s Cache which is available as a result of a search (just click on cache after you receive the search page) and the rest is stored in the Internet Archive www.archive.org which is a virtual Time Machine
Cheers Rambo
http://rambos-locker.blogspot.com
http://goprouser.freeforums.org - Gopro help
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 12:35pm
44 Posts
I like the haiku thread. Also the OCP paddler profile thread - funny stuff (also, in part, how I came to the site to begin with). Sorry, can’t link to them ‘cause I can’t get the search option to work.
That IS a hilarious photo, poopoo. And don’t all the best idees originate with the grog?
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 1:29pm
708 Posts
Oo yeah the haiku thread. That one was a winner
I dunno about best ideas, but me and jc9 know grog makes you damn productive. We cut his steel racks, made canoe pad cradles, and picked avacados on a friggin high hill and tree all on the grog.
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 2:11pm
567 Posts
kona
Yeah just reread PPP. Not only hilarious, but true.
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 2:31pm
153 Posts
Hell Yeah!
My thread got nominated. Paddling Personality Profiles
http://www.ocpaddler.com/node/2100
As I reread it I am now the ultimate Canoe Cop and Mouth and part Psycho
If this gets into the paddling forum hall of fame, then I have reached the pinnacle. Watch out world. I want a GOLD star or GOLD paddle image next to my name when I post.
Kona J
Fri, 08/29/2008 - 2:36pm
2 Posts
Back from secret training!
My favorite is keizo’s paddling game. Its the best “secret training” ever! My high score is classified. Any chance the game is coming out for Wii in time for Christmas?
Also nominating any and all threads starting out with, “what’s your favorite___________?”
(Including this one)
And Google Translate.
Aloha,
Witless.
Sat, 08/30/2008 - 12:15am
344 Posts
1) Boat Aid vs. Poo Poo
2) Jim vs. Danny
Shawn Michael
Sat, 08/30/2008 - 12:58am
334 Posts
Doooohhhh!!! I was hopin nobody would bring that up.
Anybody notice how well poops and I get along since then. He sends me a PM every day that says “good morning sunshine:-) Hope you have a nice paddle today. Your bff, poops”.
Sat, 08/30/2008 - 9:01am
708 Posts
Aquafiend, crack kills man crack kills. Why am I telling you this? Cause its obvious you’re smoking some.
Sat, 08/30/2008 - 9:07am
334 Posts
Is that what that is? When you gave it to me and said “Hey best friend, smoke all this at once.” I thought that was very generous of you. Know Im kinda thinking it wasnt a gesture of love. Poops, are you still sore at me?
Sat, 08/30/2008 - 9:23am
817 Posts
Season 2 of Poops Vs BoatAid has just kicked off
http://rambos-locker.blogspot.com
http://goprouser.freeforums.org - Gopro help
Sat, 08/30/2008 - 10:02am
344 Posts
uh oh, I thought that was the most obvious one. If I piss off boat aid, I am going to sink to the bottom of the ocean half way across the Catalina channel so many apologies.
Shawn Michael
Sat, 08/30/2008 - 10:17am
334 Posts
Not true my friend……
We’re all family here……even poops and I. Its true poops!!
It took a while to figure out my place, but Im humbly and happily there:-)
Sat, 08/30/2008 - 12:13pm
428 Posts
aquafiend65 = aquafriend65
OutriggerCanoe Design
http://www.oc1design.blogspot.com
Sat, 08/30/2008 - 1:20pm
14 Posts
Wow!! Miracles do happen. Maybe Ill go home for Christmas this year. So aqua, where is “your place”? Poopoo you going to kiss and make up? Seems like aqua is sincere.
Sun, 08/31/2008 - 6:39am
436 Posts
OK, so I know I’m pretty biased on this one, but I thought the “goto-bomb” photos were classic. My mom liked them too…
Also, check out this thread: http://www.ocpaddler.com/node/855 from March of 2004. Look how many people actually took the time to reply. I guess that the first time you ask the question, you can expect an informative and well thought out answer. The millionth time it gets asked… well, you all know what happens.
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Go Kailua!
Sun, 08/31/2008 - 5:30pm
87 Posts
Jim vs Danny
Which reminds me. Where is Jim? This site is a lot less lively without his unique insight and commentary. We need some controversy around here.
Maybe we could start a thread on which one man would be the best for me.
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 3:26am
334 Posts
My place? As poops bff and mentor? Hehehe…..
Just an ordinary guy trying to do extraordinary repair and design work on OC’s and share what I have/know with my paddling brothers and sisters. Thats about it.
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 11:12am
818 Posts
http://www.ocpaddler.com/node/2943
C.P.L.
Wed, 09/17/2008 - 6:23pm
436 Posts
SWEET!
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Go Kailua!
Wed, 09/17/2008 - 7:01pm
234 Posts
Yeah, that ones pretty sweet.
Goto,
For fifty bucks will you still come along and cut kelp off my rudder for me?
“If you’re not certified you’re not qualified”
Wed, 09/17/2008 - 9:07pm
436 Posts
Dude, I’d do it for $49. But only because we’re pals.
…and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
Go Kailua!
Wed, 09/17/2008 - 9:13pm