Fit paddler ready for your TOP crew to compete in Molokai Hoe 2014.
I am strong, I work hard and I don't take no crap from nobody.
I want to be in your top 10 crew. I will pay all the expenses for the entry, flights and travel, just replace your #9 with me, the best paddler who is the life of the party. You will sure begin to enjoy my company and presence, I am just an all around fantastic guy. No bullshit. You like Heineken? Wait to you try the primo I got for you in my escort boat! Yah baby!
I decided its time to have top 10 in Molokai Hoe in my resume. Lets make this happen.