I just clicked on the link to the Blackburn Challenge and read the guidelines page. It’s a joke, right?
Check it out for yourself:
http://www.blackburnchallenge.com/BCGuidelines.html
According to the guidelines the most important aspect of the race, if it really is a race, is seamanship and good judgment, not winning.
“Safety depends on the seamanship and good judgment of each participant.â€
“Seamanship and good judgment demand that each participant carry or wear a USCG approved PFD…â€
“Seamanship and good judgment strongly suggest that each boat carry a bailer, a compass, a chart and an adequate amount of fluids to prevent dehydration.â€
Good seamanship demands the carrying of a PFD? I think THE LAW requires the carrying of a PFD.
The guidelines also contain statements such as, “Anyone who retires from the race…,†“The Cape Ann Rowing Club hopes sportsmanlike conduct will in every instance prevail. Sportsmanlike conduct precludes any attempt to block an over taking boat. Sportsmanship also requires that competitors find within themselves the mettle to complete the course…â€
There’s also the start and finish lines. The start is at “Straitsmouth Island†and the finish is at “Greasy Pole.â€
It goes without saying that the involvement of something called the “Greasy Pole†explains all the talk of “seamanship.â€
I read the small print at the bottom of the page. Here are some excerpts:
“Your man-servant, shall set in seat one and stroke the boat if his employer should aggravate his tennis elbow or if one of the Kennedys should call to announce that some teenage girls were coming over to “The Cape House†with a case of beer .â€
“All ascots should be tastefully worn as to not impede the rowing of the paddle while still reflecting the stature of its wearer and displaying of his coat-of-arms.â€
“White deck shoes are preferred.â€
“Anyone driving a Jaguar, please have your driver park in the back parking lot. After all, it really is only just a Ford.â€
“During the post sportsmanship competition awards ceremony and finger sandwich banquet, please have your wives utilize the women’s restroom tent for all purging.â€
Those North-East Coasters are a crazy bunch.
