Today I received this email and it would not seem ethical not to share it with you:
We all know a few things bout Marriage..But these r a few requirements
b4 u tk dat decision.....Both Male n Female....Dis is wat d average
person will need......
MALE
1. Babe dat will marry him
2. Bride Price--(If she's igbo---yu mite need 2 collect a marriage
loan from ur bank) ----N Millions
(2.5). Yam, Salt, Seamans Schnapps, Kola, Oil, Rice, Wrapper 4 d
wife's family, box of clothes --N 200k
3. House + furnishin (rent---paid 2yrs in advance @ least 3 berdoom
flat 4 wen family members cum visitin) ---- @ Least N700k
4. Car (We can't av d family emulatin Moses)---- Nu Car ( Car
Loan)---@ least N1.5 M
5. Good job (No job ...No show... Must b able 2 earn more than she can
spend..even though we all know dat's impossible)
6. Good Account Balance (He must b able to handle d bills anytime n He
must b able to handle d unexpected..E.g Baby) N 500K
(6.5). In Baby condition---Must b able 2 handle pampers, SMA, Nanny
fees (cuz she ain't gonna stay @ home)
Cost Implication = @ least N 3Million if u r lucky [Very Happy]
FEMALE
1. Man She can Hook
2. Guy hu earns more than she can spend ( so she thinks )
3. Big Bag she can use to carry load 2 her husband's house--- N1500 x
2 (N3000)
4. Friends who will fill d Bridal Train ---- (Free)
5. Gown ------ (Guy will Pay)
6. Nice friends hu will come to d bridal shower ---(Give her most
things she will need in her husbands house n tips on how 2 "handle
him".) (Free consulting)
7. Friends who will send more gifts 4 d wedding e.g Plates, mugs, pots
n pans,not 4getting d toaster, egg slicer, cuttlery, picture frames n
albums, deep friers---------------(Free)
8. Nice lingerie ---rili important if she wants 2 have her way in d
house --- N30k
9. Good Mother-in Law (Free)
Cost Implication ---N33, 000 @ Most [Very Happy]
Don't tink all d requirements r here but these r most of them i guess
N = naira = Nigerian currency